So this is what’s been bugging me about
performatives: they’re not really, are they? They don’t, in and of themselves,
change anything at all.
I know that they’re meant to be the
conditions for the performatives to function as such, but surely it’s those
themselves that ‘change the world’ and not the words themselves? A ship doesn’t
get a name until it’s written on the side, a couple isn’t married until they’ve
signed the register, and a student doesn’t get house points until they’ve been
written down in the record book. It's not all magic, y’know?